Yo mama so stupid she jumped off a cliff so she can fly with the birds. Yo mama so stupid, I would ask her how old she is, but I know she can't count that high. Yo mama so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a piece of gum to come out Yo mama so stupid I told her to buy a color tv and she said "What Color? Yo mama so stupid, when she ran out of gas, she walked to the nearest Mexican Restaurant and all the Beans she could handle. Yo mama so stupid she thought the harlem shake was a drink. Yo mama so stupid she thought TuPac Shakur was a jewish holiday Yo mama's so stupid, when she was in the ROTC, the Sergeant told her to about-face and she said "what about my face? She then went back to look for it"!
Yo mama so stupid when I said ''That act is stealing the show.
Yo momma so gay
Yo mamma is so stupid she gave birth to you on the I because she heard thats where accidents happen yo mamas so stupid she went to the beach to surf the internet Yo mamas so stupid she scheduled an appointment with Dr Pepper after she fell off Mountain Dew. Yo mom is so stupid she thought chicken strips was a strip club for chickens Yo mama so stupid that she went for a walk and stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go. Yo mama so stupid, when playing Monopoly, before passing go, she stopped and looked both ways. Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl. Pepper to get thinner. Yo mama so stupid, when the smoke alarm turned off, she tried to turn it back on by starting a fire. Yo mama so stupid, she thought that burger king and dairy queen had a daughter and son named princess a-la-mode and prince beefy.
Yo momma so fat and stupid, she tears apart computers looking for cookies. Yo mama so stupid, she cut holes in her umbrella to see if it was raining! Yo mama's so hairy, she could be sold as a Chia pet Yo mama's so big, her belly button has an echo Yo mama's so stupid that she thought that babies came from the infantry Yo mama's so fat, when I swerved to avoid her in the street I ran outta gas. Your mama so Stupid when i said One mans trash is another mans Treasure she jump in a trash bin Yo mama so stupid she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate" Yo mama so stupid she put lipsick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind Yo mamma so stupid she hired a blind man for look-out duty. Yo mama so stupid she got a wig with christmas lights in it Yo mama so stupid, she went into the YMCA thinking it was Macy's Yo mama so stupid, I saw her running into a subway restaurant asking people if she was late Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone! Yo mamma so stupid, when she went to Hollywood, she brought a Telescope to meet the stars". Yo mama so stupid she was told to go away and she asked which way to go!